top 15 Hollywood euphemisms for *pregnant*

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Post 1 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Thursday, 05-Jul-2007 20:25:26

The Top 15 Hollywood Euphemisms for "Pregnant"


15> Building your audience

14> Another extra on the lot

13> Casting her own Mini-Me

12> Federlined

11> Accidentally getting your pitch accepted

10> Rolled up the (monthly) red carpet

9> Nine months prep on a short subject

8> Way not anorexic

7> Greenlit her uterus

6> Showing Brangelina how it's done

5> Caught Catholic's disease

4> Has a child star waiting in the green womb

3> The sperm stays in the picture

2> And the fetus goes to...


and the Number 1 Hollywood Euphemisms for "Pregnant"...


1> Signed a development deal with God

Post 2 by laced-unlaced (Account disabled) on Friday, 06-Jul-2007 5:36:00

oh lol!. those are good